Go ahead. Pour yourself a cup of your favorite drink and snuggle up for a little check-in about how the Portfolio Project is going for us. Heaven knows I'm comfortable enough with you to do so--you can hear me sipping away on my tea as I talk! Here is some pure raw material, in the hopes you can mine something useful for yourself.
**Update** Photo shop in Manhattan says they can do the service I'm looking for, for only a minimum of $25 PER FRAME. Looks like it's going to be one of THOSE days. You can subscribe to the Portfolio Project podcast here. To start at the beginning of the project, go here.